It's funny, I live in a city that is so small that an increase of a mere 5000 people is noticeable. To the point that walking down the street for the last couple of days I can actually pick out the Navy boys. Not to mention the black population of Australia just tripled in size.

I think the funniest sight so far had to be a group of young white sailors walking down Williams street dressed in there "Australian" gear.

1. Crocodile Dundee Hat - complete with fake crocodile teeth
2. Dryzabone stockmans coat (not a horse or a cow in sight)
3. That's not a knife, this is a knife I'm sure was in their backpacks somewhere.

Paul Hogan... You have a lot to answer for.

The usual flocks of professional Nigga Hoes and young wanna bee's were out in the middle of the day with their 3 inch heels, full make-up and asses pushed out, strutting their stuff in Pitt Street Mall. You show them ladies...knock yourself out - you are the reason Australia has such a "......" name in the US military.

Well regardless, keep on doing what you're doing, you're definitely keeping Lani in snakeskin boots and the Bourbon and Beefstake will be able to refurbish every year thanks to you.

I pray that you are all smart enough not to continue the traditional rash of fatherless children that follows every US Navy boat departure. Just remember boys (& girls) wrap it!

What really freaks me out more than anything is that there is actually girls that monitor where all the Navy boats are, like it's an occupation. Are Sydney women really that starved for male attention or, for want of a better term - something to do? You are really all quite competent, well dressed (well not everyone) and attractive - Is all this meant to be empowering? Or is your confidence just a front that needs the constant reassurance of momentary affection? And, what happens when you age... Who strokes your ego then? Or there was a good question that my partner asked me "Where are these girls when the boats aren't in?"

If anyone has answers to these age old questions, feel free to fill us in...

Peace & Love